My wife wants a break for xmas

[CWS]

I understand, better a warm wife than a cold smoke!

Quote of the Week there!

 

[ChazHollywood]

I understand, better a warm wife than a cold smoke!

LOL, spot on!

So yeah, no sneaking off to Merchants for at least a few weeks. Guess it's time to start in on the beer hobby...

-Charles

 

[SuprHasan]

I must be lucky. I was sitting in front of the fire last night while my girlfriend relaxed on the couch. I kept casting longing gazes at my cabinet humidor. Finally I asked if it was ok if I smoked and she replied "I was just hoping you were going to light up."

True story. I'm not making it up.

Tsk tsk tsk! Asking permission to smoke? What's next? May I take a piss?

That will change if she becomes your wife.

True story. Trust me I know. :timebomb:

I'll back Cle up on this. I smoked cigarettes for 10 years before getting married. When she was a girlfriend, she couldn't care less. Get married and I can never smoke in the house again. I'm like WTF?!? No only that, but now she give me filthy looks whenever I want to smoke (cigars, I quit cigs before we married - coz I wanted to, not coz of what she wanted).

But I put my frickin' foot down and said that our next house will have a Man Cave where I can smoke indoors whenever I want!! I'm in an apartment now, so no cave possible.