The 3 word story...

[jwintosh]

ballads are criers

 

[icehog3]

or tedious sighers

 

[Alwayslit]

like Mike Myers

 

[heavyd]

killing with wires

 

[Alwayslit]

of wandering friars

 

[icehog3]

a monk sires

 

[heavyd]

singing in choirs

 

[Alwayslit]

now needing umpires

 

[icehog3]

ejecting town squires

 

[Alwayslit]

riding funeral pyres

 

[jwintosh]

into the briars

 

[icehog3]

AC/DC Live Wires

 

[Alwayslit]

while Angus perspires

 

[icehog3]

on Talia Shire's

 

[Alwayslit]

concrete pad located

 

[icehog3]

at Johnny Olaf's

 

[Alwayslit]

molasses bar and

 

[jwintosh]

breakfast nook atop

 

[Alwayslit]

mountains of empty

 

[icehog3]

headed, soulless sluts