The 3 word story...

[jwintosh]

, a Hollywood must,

 

[icehog3]

Double D bust

 

[jwintosh]

diamonds in dust

 

[Rupe]

covered with rust

 

[Alwayslit]

none would trust

 

[jwintosh]

those hips thrust

 

[Alwayslit]

some serious lust

 

[jwintosh]

crusty ole crust

 

[Rupe]

Old ladies fussed

 

[Alwayslit]

all was unjust

 

[Rupe]

so they cussed

 

[Alwayslit]

in utter disgust

 

[jwintosh]

genitals all rust

 

[Alwayslit]

protection a given

 

[icehog3]

now that's livin'!

 

[jwintosh]

nothing but sinnin'

 

[icehog3]

Charlie Sheen winnin'

 

[jwintosh]

new day beginning

 

[Alwayslit]

now final inning

 

[Rupe]

face still grinning