The 3 word story...

[Jakethesnake]

I always do

 

[Alwayslit]

Running around naked

 

[Texican]

and drunkenly singing

 

[Alwayslit]

80's hair metal

 

[Jakethesnake]

And smoking hydro

 

[Texican]

while stunned onlookers

 

[Jakethesnake]

Called the police

 

[Alwayslit]

names in Portland

 

[Jakethesnake]

Which led to

 

[jwintosh]

free baton strikes

 

[Jakethesnake]

To the neck

 

[icehog3]

of a giraffe

 

[Jakethesnake]

Who grunted loudly

 

[Texican]

and then unexpectedly

 

[Jakethesnake]

Kicked the officer

 

[Alwayslit]

in the Portland

 

[Jakethesnake]

Which caused him

 

[Alwayslit]

to realize that

 

[highsierrasmokin']

he was multigender

 

[Alwayslit]

with binary tendencies