The 3 word story...

[Jakethesnake]

They only accept

 

[highsierrasmokin']

large furniture quantities

 

[CigarGavin]

as payment for

 

[highsierrasmokin']

gratuitous buttocks implants

 

[zcziggy]

made for twerking

 

[Jakethesnake]

As we know

 

[Rupe]

Miley and Kim

 

[Jakethesnake]

Use bad things

 

[Rupe]

to make money

 

[Jakethesnake]

While shaking their

 

[Alwayslit]

gin martini around

 

[Rupe]

various dive bars

 

[icehog3]

frequented by Apocalyptic

 

[Jakethesnake]

Zombies with long

 

[icehog3]

lists of chores

 

[Jakethesnake]

That included first,

 

[icehog3]

giving a Brazilian

 

[Alwayslit]

rainforest gift basket

 

[icehog3]

complete with psychedelic

 

[Alwayslit]

album covers which