The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

pet shop delicacies

 

[heavyd]

imported from china

 

[zcziggy]

Wuhan wet market

 

[Alwayslit]

so wet that

 

[CigarGavin]

covid stayed away

 

[Jakethesnake]

At least for

 

[highsierrasmokin']

the foreseeable future

 

[icehog3]

which is tomorrow

 

[Alwayslit]

wearing that mask

 

[Jakethesnake]

That everyone loves

 

[CigarGavin]

Especially the state

 

[Alwayslit]

of denial by

 

[Jakethesnake]

Karens who insist

 

[CigarGavin]

You are racist

 

[Jakethesnake]

Because they are

 

[CigarGavin]

Secretly waiting for

 

[Texican]

the manager to

 

[Jakethesnake]

Unlock the freezer

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with a pitchfork

 

[Texican]

as frozen burritos