The 3 word story...

[zcziggy]

Melted Velveeta cheese

 

[Alwayslit]

microwaved on high

 

[icehog3]

then cooled in

 

[heavyd]

used coffee filters

 

[icehog3]

that Kevin Spacey

 

[heavyd]

stole from lebron

 

[Alwayslit]

while mounting his

 

[icehog3]

German Shepherd puppies

 

[Alwayslit]

with great style

 

[icehog3]

and surprising agility

 

[heavyd]

despite hip dysplasia

 

[icehog3]

and twisted scrotum

 

[Texican]

caused by errant

 

[icehog3]

horny billygoats that

 

[heavyd]

chew tobacco while

 

[Alwayslit]

gently head butting

 

[heavyd]

transgender disney executives

 

[Alwayslit]

while watching unicorns

 

[heavyd]

dry hump mickey

 

[highsierrasmokin']

at Space Mountain