The 3 word story...

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sit on their

 

[icehog3]

thrones, peeling grapes

 

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like sick hamsters

 

[highsierrasmokin']

buffing their nuts

 

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to a shine

 

[icehog3]

like Liberace's keys

 

[heavyd]

that he left

 

[icehog3]

covered in margarine

 

[Rupe]

and whipped cream

 

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which was slicker

 

[heavyd]

and thicker than

 

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gel used by

 

[zcziggy]

Peewee Herman himsel

 

[icehog3]

violating Cowboy Curtis

 

[heavyd]

without mercy or

 

[Rupe]

concern for tender

 

[highsierrasmokin']

booties, swollen from

 

[heavyd]

repeated spankings delivered

 

[Rupe]

with canoe paddles

 

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shaped like weebles