The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

lit cigars that

 

[icehog3]

smell like feet

 

[Alwayslit]

dipped in garlic

 

[heavyd]

butter without any

 

[jwintosh]

pink Himalayan salt

 

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produced by progressives

 

[icehog3]

making them aggressive

 

[heavyd]

and trump obsessive

 

[icehog3]

and that's regressive

 

[Alwayslit]

controlling and repressive

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with very excessive

 

[heavyd]

rhyming which causes

 

[Alwayslit]

overly filled toilets

 

[heavyd]

with abundant critters

 

[icehog3]

waiting for Kardashian

 

[Alwayslit]

full moon rising

 

[heavyd]

in portland where

 

[icehog3]

Karens rule the

 

[jwintosh]

crime-ridden filthy streets

 

[Texican]

leaving Yelp reviews