The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

the toilet desecrated

 

[heavyd]

by lebron's mother's

 

[highsierrasmokin']

Uncles sisters mother

 

[heavyd]

Who works for

 

[highsierrasmokin']

butt trumpet manufacturers

 

[icehog3]

called "Poohey Armstrong"

 

[heavyd]

based in california

 

[Alwayslit]

the perfect location

 

[icehog3]

for whale watching

 

[heavyd]

at pride parades

 

[icehog3]

in La Mesa

 

[heavyd]

at Jeff's house

 

[icehog3]

while Dave waved

 

[heavyd]

goodbye driving past

 

[Alwayslit]

the Georgia Guidestones

 

[heavyd]

In a Yugo

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with a donut

 

[Alwayslit]

knot causing great

 

[icehog3]

anxiety for Dave's

 

[heavyd]

imaginary buddy named