The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

where Tattoo jacked

 

[heavyd]

a sailboat and

 

[Texican]

several kilos of

 

[highsierrasmokin']

Methamphetashrooms stolen from

 

[Alwayslit]

the Speakers private

 

[highsierrasmokin']

denture collection which

 

[heavyd]

lebron calls racist

 

[icehog3]

because he's converting

 

[highsierrasmokin']

to Latvian Orthodox

 

[heavyd]

kindergarden studies because

 

[highsierrasmokin']

he's a pedophile

 

[heavyd]

hey that's racist!

 

[Alwayslit]

only in Minecraft

 

[icehog3]

or Your Craft

 

[Alwayslit]

dodging the draft

 

[icehog3]

inna French raft

 

[Texican]

whilst eating Kraft

 

[heavyd]

farts i waft

 

[Alwayslit]

that stinky shaft

 

[icehog3]

he always laughed