The 3 word story...

[heavyd]

by a gay

 

[Alwayslit]

happy ball hitter

 

[icehog3]

who corked his

 

[Alwayslit]

other ball by

 

[icehog3]

osmosis, entertaining all

 

[heavyd]

of the mighty

 

[icehog3]

mighty bosstones, who

 

[Alwayslit]

sang ridiculous covers

 

[icehog3]

of Jackyl songs

 

[Alwayslit]

with circular saws

 

[icehog3]

and hardcore banjos

 

[heavyd]

straight outta appalachia

 

[icehog3]

toothless but with

 

[highsierrasmokin']

a remarkable smile

 

[heavyd]

and love for

 

[Alwayslit]

gumming wind instruments

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and skin flutes

 

[heavyd]

provided by lebron

 

[Alwayslit]

mother's sister cousin

 

[icehog3]

and her goiter