The 3 word story...

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until it stopped

 

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and broke the

 

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time space continuum

 

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while parallel parking

 

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his Miata convertible

 

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with bald tires

 

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matching his wife's

 

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blinding personality that

 

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turned young men

 

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into dumb drooling

 

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metrosexuals with perfect

 

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smiles and shaved

 

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buttocks which they

 

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use to attract

 

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instagram influencers willing

 

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to troll Twitter

 

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and defy Elon

 

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the master of

 

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space travel and

 

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sick Dad jokes