The 3 word story...

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foreplay with tools

 

[Rupe]

And hockey sticks


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stirring large drinks

 

[FlightMedic]

With his phallus

 

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shaped hammer umbrella

 

[icehog3]

that gets wet

 

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from excessive use

 

[highsierrasmokin']

in sacrificial conditions

 

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that require heathen

 

[highsierrasmokin']

nut huggers bequeathed(I'm really going out on a limb here.)

 

[Rupe]

by Aztec warriors

 

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bloodied by Amazonian

 

[icehog3]

transvestites with pointy

 

[heavyd]

nipples obtained via

 

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macho yanking contests

 

[FlightMedic]

Overseen by morbidly

 

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obese geese raised

 

[heavyd]

without hormones or

 

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flavored DARPA hydrogel

 

[icehog3]

so they can