The 3 word story...

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which causes friction

 

[icehog3]

that produces sparks

 

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causing large explosions

 

[icehog3]

from their fuzzy

 

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crater like navel

 

[highsierrasmokin']

that shoots pretzels

 

[heavyd]

loaded with bacteria

 

[Rupe]

and salty fuzz

 

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into their gaping

 

[Rupe]

corn hole openings

 

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showing no appreciation

 

[icehog3]

for etiquette or

 

[Texican]

basic standards of

 

[heavyd]

gender confusion therapy

 

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releasing angry gas

 

[icehog3]

that caused Karen

 

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and Karen's girlfriend

 

[heavyd]

to masturbate excessively

 

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causing carpal tunnel

 

[heavyd]

because that's what