The 3 word story...

[highsierrasmokin']

free ballin' hippies

 

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in old vans

 

[icehog3]

due to their

 

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obsession with salt

 

[Texican]

harvested directly from

 

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dried dog turds

 

[highsierrasmokin']

which in turn

 

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are deep fried

 

[Texican]

to reach maximum

 

[Capn_Jackson]

flavor when sprinkled

 

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with holy water

 

[heavyd]

blessed by scientology

 

[icehog3]

so Tom Cruise

 

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could stay young

 

[Capn_Jackson]

and sing shanties

 

[Texican]

while drinking vodka

 

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laced with ruffies

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and ass juice

 

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that's freshly squozen

 

[heavyd]

by lebron's waterboy