The 3 word story...

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juices donated unwillingly

 

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to Chinese balloonists

 

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over Montana so

 

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they can drop

 

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feces on Joe's

 

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climate change initiative

 

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improving it because

 

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billions always make

 

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frijoles with extra

 

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large corn holes

 

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and bean bags

 

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wrapped in a

 

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Clear plastic bag

 

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over the head

 

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confused was he

 

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who hath manifested

 

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The bag of

 

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caca that steams

 

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Like any bag

 

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of microwavable vegetables