The 3 word story...

[Jakethesnake]

Scalding hot when

 

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carried in sensitive

 

[icehog3]

orifices only found

 

[heavyd]

when looking for

 

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nasty red boils

 

[jwintosh]

oozing and bursting

 

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like a starburst

 

[icehog3]

candy contagious with

 

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Chinese fruit bat

 

[heavyd]

lungs eaten by

 

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Jared at Subway

 

[Jakethesnake]

Wasn’t he that

 

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raging sub eater

 

[icehog3]

underage subs mostly

 

[heavyd]

made without cheese

 

[icehog3]

but with fumunda

 

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and aged soppressatta

 

[icehog3]

sponsored by the

 

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Canadian beaver league

 

[heavyd]

who build dams