The 3 word story...

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common sense by

 

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slapping their mama

 

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with a rusty

 

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nail with Scottish

 

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bodybuilders in kilts

 

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playing skin flutes

 

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with soccer hooligans

 

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who drink quantities

 

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of white claw

 

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before breaking some

 

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soft looking donuts

 

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from crappy Chicago

 

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massage parlors that

 

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use recycled oil

 

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from vintage years

 

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which faithfully expelled

 

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silly giggle gas

 

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causing "global warming"

 

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until Joe put

 

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restrictions on cow's