The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

ability to moo

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and release methane

 

[Alwayslit]

like oil platforms

 

[Rupe]

and Washington politicians

 

[Alwayslit]

spreading ass aids

 

[Rupe]

on infected doorknobs

 

[highsierrasmokin']

via cancel culture

 

[Alwayslit]

club makeup clowns

 

[highsierrasmokin']

who regularly spackle

 

[Alwayslit]

bucktoothed mouth breathers

 

[heavyd]

with nonbinary pheromones

 

[highsierrasmokin']

which exacerbate fruity

 

[Rupe]

cocktail drinking hangovers

 

[Alwayslit]

like the movie

 

[heavyd]

where debbie does

 

[highsierrasmokin']

whatever the hell

 

[Alwayslit]

those prom whores

 

[Rupe]

do in Dallas

 

[heavyd]

to the cowboys

 

[Alwayslit]

those brokeback mother