The 3 word story...

[highsierrasmokin']

aged Fromunda cheese

 

[icehog3]

smothered in Hanes

 

[Alwayslit]

socks worn by

 

[highsierrasmokin']

my inner child

 

[Alwayslit]

who regularly relieve

 

[icehog3]

themselves at local

 

[heavyd]

high sierra forrests

 

[highsierrasmokin']

underneath fallen trees

 

[icehog3]

where spambots plot

 

[Alwayslit]

an evil game

 

[icehog3]

of screw the

 

[Alwayslit]

driver with Absolute

 

[heavyd]

vodka and stringy

 

[Alwayslit]

mozzarella cheese that

 

[Texican]

Seems to pulsate

 

[Alwayslit]

like a prolapsed

 

[icehog3]

rectum caused by

 

[Alwayslit]

hot and spicy

 

[icehog3]

Cheetos that Chester

 

[Alwayslit]

who was back