The 3 word story...

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in my whiskey

 

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still on Lake

 

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of eternal fire

 

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where Hunter Biden

 

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lit some crack

 

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and watched "Dynasty"

 

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and their bad

 

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manners when singing

 

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Irish bar songs

 

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about Bono's misadventures

 

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of terrible steering

 

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on Dublin boulevards

 

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approaching traffic circles

 

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where spinning round

 

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and throwing up

 

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Guinness stew and

 

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getting dry heaves

 

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after chasing with

 

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someone's homemade hooch

 

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from their cooch