The 3 word story...

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furry ass pooch

 

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trying to mooch

 

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like professional hobos

 

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jumping the trains

 

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like circus monkeys

 

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using footballs to

 

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rub their fur

 

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arousing their loins

 

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of rolled pork

 

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until the juices

 

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bubbled like tar

 

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and spilled into

 

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their supersized slurpee

 

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causing a detonation

 

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of sugary sweetness

 

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of molten molasses

 

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with sticky consequences

 

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for nearby raccoons

 

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tipping over trash

 

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flipping for cash