The 3 word story...

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to enslave everyone

 

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to Pepsi products

 

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made with Chekhovian

 

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napalm burnt sugar

 

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that causes syphilis

 

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with large ugly

 

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goiters sprouting from

 

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strange looking gardens

 

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fertilized with human

 

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growth hormone shots

 

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that Stallone dropped

 

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from his enlarged

 

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manpurse, also containing

 

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used paper towels

 

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for wiping smegma

 

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and protein based

 

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solids from Adrian's

 

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cottage cheese looking

 

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cheeks that tasted

 

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like stale salty