The 3 word story...

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Peeps flavored with

 

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Doritos cheese dust

 

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causing nausea for

 

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for the unprotected

 

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baby seals who

 

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Were at batting

 

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cages being knocked

 

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on the chin

 

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outta the park

 

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through someone's window

 

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into the crockpot

 

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chuck full of

 

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innards and gizzards

 

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from the old

 

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grey mare that

 

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smelled kind of

 

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like Bea Arthur's

 

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famous pot roast

 

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attracting rabid pansexuals

 

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In skinny jeans