The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

into your friends

 

[jwintosh]

tight hot pink

 

[Alwayslit]

80's polo shirt

 

[Rupe]

with open neck

 

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And gold chains

 

[Rupe]

highlighting chest hair

 

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while heavy manscaping

 

[icehog3]

makes it bigger

 

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dog named digger

 

[highsierrasmokin']

frying up chiggers

 

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pulling those triggers

 

[icehog3]

dropping oil riggers

 

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a caged budgerigars

 

[icehog3]

reached for dictionaries

 

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this ain't pictionary

 

[icehog3]

oh, quite contrary

 

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allergies with dairy

 

[icehog3]

Moe, Curly, Larry

 

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cash and carry

 

[jwintosh]

for the fairy