The 3 word story...

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gallon copper still

 

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carpet bagging shill

 

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red pilled krill

 

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poorly forged will

 

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ridiculous looking bill

 

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jack and jill?

 

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at the mill

 

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over the hill

 

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in the valley

 

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of the shadow

 

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of sticky love

 

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which thou shalt

 

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thoroughly wash your

 

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mind and soul

 

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and butt crack

 

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checking for ticks

 

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and poison ivy

 

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that the missus

 

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spread like butter

 

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on Spongebob Squarepant's