The 3 word story...

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filling in gaps

 

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dildos she straps

 

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taking two craps

 

[jwintosh]

on multiple maps

 

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while opening apps

 

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wearing assless chaps

 

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poor pantless saps

 

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their lapdog yaps

 

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until they collapse

 

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into camouflaged traps

 

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rigged for sloths

 

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with unprecedented speed

 

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drinking cold Monsters

 

[highsierrasmokin']

to metaphysically alter

 

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Your aging prostate

 

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to virgin sphincter

 

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That vacuum seals

 

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causing toxic backup

 

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of green methane

 

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on Uranus and