The 3 word story...

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running the trails

 

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stepping on scales

 

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slower than snails

 

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tucking their tails

 

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in between bales

 

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wearing silk veils

 

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seeking Holy Grails

 

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only from Zales

 

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where gunfire hails

 

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people forgetting details

 

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like Judge Smails

 

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while drinking mocktails

 

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in raging gales

 

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while blowing open

 

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to anything dudes

 

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might consider soft

 

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but quickly realize

 

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just how mushy

 

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their fragile egos

 

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from the toaster