The 3 word story...

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won't let go

 

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until handcuffed by

 

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their ankles to

 

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a very hot

 

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spittoon which sat

 

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directly over the

 

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Disney Land entrance

 

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filled with mouse

 

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spat from numerous

 

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weirdoes acting like

 

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Mickey's Baby's Mama

 

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not paying support

 

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while Jerry Springer

 

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got the test

 

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and failed miserably

 

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like most schmucks

 

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who willingly cower

 

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their wiener with

 

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ketchup and mustard

 

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based prophylactic which