I appreciate your comments. This is definitely the place to be. We're all Family here in the true sence of the word.
I ventured into unknown lands expecting things to be no different. Was a little mistaken. Your offer is admirable to say the least. But that would only get you in trouble (with me).
Thank you very kindly though.
Enjoy it here. You'll never leave and you'll be broke as the rest of us.
I really hope it is just late. I mean it is bad not to send your end of a deal, but not sending it for Christmas just makes you a straight up POS. I hope you get it!