Well shit...
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Week 16 Update
My wife continues to accumulate sissy junk for James. I have only managed to snag 1 camo sweatshirt and a Steeler bib. Plenty of time still.
Upon further research of What to Expect When You are Expecting (late at night while she is sleeping), I was prepared for all the hormonal episodes that the aforementioned literature claimed I would be in for. Last week, I heard her dart across the upstairs while I was downstairs in the basement. Approximately 3 minutes later she was behind me crying. At that point in life, I accepted I was in a no win situation but proceeded to ask her what was wrong. While holding a soiled shirt and wet panties, she explained through her tears that as she was expelling vomit into the toilet, she also "tinkled" herself. I assured her that her secret was safe with me.
Note to self: If this happens again, laughing is not the wisest of choices.
My wife continues to accumulate sissy junk for James. I have only managed to snag 1 camo sweatshirt and a Steeler bib. Plenty of time still.
Upon further research of What to Expect When You are Expecting (late at night while she is sleeping), I was prepared for all the hormonal episodes that the aforementioned literature claimed I would be in for. Last week, I heard her dart across the upstairs while I was downstairs in the basement. Approximately 3 minutes later she was behind me crying. At that point in life, I accepted I was in a no win situation but proceeded to ask her what was wrong. While holding a soiled shirt and wet panties, she explained through her tears that as she was expelling vomit into the toilet, she also "tinkled" herself. I assured her that her secret was safe with me.
Note to self: If this happens again, laughing is not the wisest of choices.
Electric Sheep
Dsicle - BoM Dec 06
Wow
Yeah, she's gonna kill you if she reads this! LOL!
Yeah, she's gonna kill you if she reads this! LOL!
ATCDub
Lowly Civil Servant
Depends on if you EVER want to have sex with this lady (or depending on her reaction with anyone including yourself) ever again. :timebomb:
That would be wise, very funny tho
AZsteelman
April 2006 BoM
David, this one has to die with the boys here...you ain't gonna make it full term though! She's gonna kill your ass!
Week 17 Update
All the literature I have spied supports the fact that she will become forgetful. What a freakin' understatement!
Things that Heather is unable to successfully do as of right now:
1. Remember if she has asked me something 10 minutes after asking. Thanks, I enjoy repeating myself several times a night!
2. Balance her damn checkbook. Just what the hell I need right now...charges for being in the red!
3. Remembering if her vehicle needs gas. My God, it is so fun driving to the gas station and adding 73 cents of petrol to top off that baby!
4. Writing a coherent grocery list. WTF does a triple entry of Honey Smacks mean?? Do you actually want 3 damn boxes of the tooth decaying junk?
5. Turning off the bathroom exhaust fan. I am undertanding of whatever occured that caused a displeasant odor in the lavoratory, but does it really take 7 1/2 hours of exhaust to dispose of the smell?
Note to self: Do not imitate her when she can't stop coughing.
All the literature I have spied supports the fact that she will become forgetful. What a freakin' understatement!
Things that Heather is unable to successfully do as of right now:
1. Remember if she has asked me something 10 minutes after asking. Thanks, I enjoy repeating myself several times a night!
2. Balance her damn checkbook. Just what the hell I need right now...charges for being in the red!
3. Remembering if her vehicle needs gas. My God, it is so fun driving to the gas station and adding 73 cents of petrol to top off that baby!
4. Writing a coherent grocery list. WTF does a triple entry of Honey Smacks mean?? Do you actually want 3 damn boxes of the tooth decaying junk?
5. Turning off the bathroom exhaust fan. I am undertanding of whatever occured that caused a displeasant odor in the lavoratory, but does it really take 7 1/2 hours of exhaust to dispose of the smell?
Note to self: Do not imitate her when she can't stop coughing.
AZsteelman
April 2006 BoM
:rofl: thanks for the updates...those of us who never had kids love this shit!