Well shit...

[texas_stang]

David you know that has nothing to do with being pregnant...its just a woman thing

 

[CWS]

Week 17 Update

All the literature I have spied supports the fact that she will become forgetful. What a freakin' understatement!

Things that Heather is unable to successfully do as of right now:

1. Remember if she has asked me something 10 minutes after asking. Thanks, I enjoy repeating myself several times a night!

2. Balance her damn checkbook. Just what the hell I need right now...charges for being in the red!

3. Remembering if her vehicle needs gas. My God, it is so fun driving to the gas station and adding 73 cents of petrol to top off that baby!

4. Writing a coherent grocery list. WTF does a triple entry of Honey Smacks mean?? Do you actually want 3 damn boxes of the tooth decaying junk?

5. Turning off the bathroom exhaust fan. I am undertanding of whatever occured that caused a displeasant odor in the lavoratory, but does it really take 7 1/2 hours of exhaust to dispose of the smell?

Note to self: Do not imitate her when she can't stop coughing.

The odor thing is really completely amazing. The slightest little thing from shampoo to fried squirrel and they start barfing. * Note to David, Don't fry squirrels in the house the next eight months.

 

[cvm4]

:hysterica Women

 

[jwintosh]

The odor thing is really completely amazing. The slightest little thing from shampoo to fried squirrel and they start barfing. * Note to David, Don't fry squirrels in the house the next eight months.

note to self, don't drink red wine while reading Chuck's posts.....

 

[caudio51]

The odor thing is really completely amazing. The slightest little thing from shampoo to fried squirrel and they start barfing. * Note to David, Don't fry squirrels in the house the next eight months.

:rofl:

That will be hard for David

 

[David]

Fryin up some cow tongue as we speak.

 

[AZsteelman]

I hope she throws up on your shoes...YUCK!

 

[CWS]

Wait till she starts to decorate the new playroom. Bye bye man cave.:waving:

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: That's funny Chuck

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

Nice Chuck

 

[David]

She will not invade my finished basement. She doesn't want a child crawling around on carpet from 1979. I am golden.

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

Shag baby!

 

[David]

Used to be shag. I would now just called it matted. :grin:

 

[David]

Let's put it this way. We got a new $500 Dyson vacuum for Christmas and after running it for 2 minutes downstairs, we determined that it might very well ruin the vacuum.

Not that it's super gross down here or anything but...a Dyson really sucks!!

 

[caudio51]

Yea those vacuums are very very good. Supposed to really help people with allergies

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

Yea, I guess it has had some traffic on it

 

[cvm4]

Nothing gets by a Dyson...Ever!

 

[CWS]

She will not invade my finished basement. She doesn't want a child crawling around on carpet from 1979. I am golden.

Ah you have so much to learn about new fathethood grasshopper. She will look around and you will hear those fateful word, "Honey with the new baby don't you think we really need new carpet and while we are at it we should really redo that disgusting basement so it is BABY READY>

 

[David]

Naw man...

 

[jrohrer]

Naw man...

apparently denial is not just a river in egypt...


right...like I have any kind of experience to talk about!!!!:hammersma