I cannot "like" this enough, holy shit was that funny.....damn you B, you're gonna scare off the new guy. Don't worry about him
@Nycphotog10010 He likes to see if the new guys can take it, before they hit that "report" button......kinda like going to prison and beating up the biggest dude so you don't get fucked with, that's how you have to take him.
As for myself, I was dating this girl back in 97' I believe, and we were downtown at "the oldest bar in Indianapolis" I was yucking it up with a feller at the bar, and he mentioned he had some "Cubans" on him (I was a cigarette smoker at the time.....I started smoking when I was 7......in case that gets asked) and asked if I wanted one.......well HELL YEAH I do! He pulls them out of his shirt pocket and we light up.....we're puffing away, and the bartender says "Hey, you can't smoke that in here!"
"Smoke what? The cigar?" I ask
"Yeah. there's no smoking in here" I look around and everyone and their mother is smoking cigarettes INCLUDING the bartender (remember this is in 97 before smoking was bad for you) So I say "But everyone here is smoking" "the cigar, you can't smoke cigars in here" "What a bunch of fucked up bullshit man!"
The feller who gave me the smoke nudges me and says "C'mon man, let's go outside and smoke." I get up glare at the bartender, he glares back and I walk outside with my new pal.
Fast forward to 2006.....I'm hanging with a co-worker (who ends up being a family member later in life.......slow down there, I'll get to it), so I'm at his house and we're playing Rock Band (i'm on drums...if you care, and sucking...I'm a natural on the bass.....it's bass, not bass) So we're "rocking out" and he says "Hey man, do you smoke cigars?" I tell him the story you just read (no skimmin' pal, read every word) So he gets up, pulls out a small 20-30 count humi and produces some cigars........he proceeds to teach me how to cut, light and smoke and I really enjoyed it.
I enjoyed the cigar, but I still wasn't the cigar loving fool you've grown to know & love.....or hate (perish the thought)
Fast forward to 2010 (I promise I'm getting there, be patient, will ya?) I'm at my wedding (second one if your're keeping count), and my co-worker is now my brother in law (fucker got married 3 months before I did, and wasn't even pregnant......show off!) gives me and all my dudes Rocky Patel Vintage 1990's (btw this was the same stick he gave me back in 2006) I ended up smoking mine, and my best man's...........STILL not hooked yet.
Last stop people fast forward to 2011, August to be exact and I'm showing the wife The Sopranos (now just a bit of back story, wife was a cigarette smoker, I was not) so Tony is smoking a cigar and just looking cool as shit, so I say "Ya know, I think I might take up cigars." "Ok, why not?" was her response (my god is she eating those words now).
So, I start doing some internet research and stumble upon a little site (no not Puff) and I meet Mr
@icehog3 and it's been a slippery slope ever since. Started working in a cigar shop in 2012 (still do to this day), and I also review sticks for Blind Man's Puff......so there's my story.