Corrupt-a-wish

[dpricenator]

granted: gay porn...

i wish i could type like Dave!!

Granted, but you loose you badge for being stoned at work.:headroll::headroll:

 

[jwintosh]

hahahaha

 

[smokingIsh]

granted: pervert!

i wish i were blind!

Granted, just keep whacking it and you will end up that way.

I wish I had a Whataburger nearby.

 

[jwintosh]

hahaha

 

[Daviso27]

Granted: but the sight of meat gives you dia-reah!

I wish I was famous!

 

[Moro]

Granted, ye're the most famous she-male in the U.S.

I wish I had superhuman strenght.

 

[bballbaby]

Granted, but you pulled your pecker off because you asked while you were chokin' the chicken.

I wish that i could be 21 again and know then what i know now.

 

[amgracing]

granted: you might know a whole lot but your pecker is still small

i wish i was 21

 

[jwintosh]

granted: the drinking age is 25

i wish the Chargers were as good as they think they are!

 

[smokingIsh]

granted: the drinking age is 25

i wish the Chargers were as good as they think they are!

Granted, but all the other teams are better and they still get their asses kicked.

I wish I was back on Bourbon Street.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted, but all the other teams are better and they still get their asses kicked.

I wish I was back on Bourbon Street.

Granted but you are in handcuffs, for exposing yourself to the women.


I wish lunch was delivered everyday.

 

[bballbaby]

Granted. It's called the roach coach, and it aint' no good.


I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and not ever get fat.

 

[petroleumengineer]

I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and not ever get fat.

Granted. Your wish also comes with a lifetime supply of ex-lax and depends. :grinFU:

I wish Barack Obama would disappear to never be heard from again.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted. Your wish also comes with a lifetime supply of ex-lax and depends. :grinFU:

I wish Barack Obama would disappear to never be heard from again.

granted but he's got an evil twin named Amabo Kcarab who is worse and will win the presidency on a platform of NO CHANGE for anyone.

I wish money grew on trees and I had 100 acres of these trees

 

[smokingIsh]

granted but he's got an evil twin named Amabo Kcarab who is worse and will win the presidency on a platform of NO CHANGE for anyone.

I wish money grew on trees and I had 100 acres of these trees

Granted, but these trees attract cigar beetles and now you have no money or smokes.

I wish I had a million ducks.

 

[jwintosh]

granted: and all the shit that goes with them!

i wish i had never pulled that last car over.

 

[dpricenator]

granted: and all the shit that goes with them!

i wish i had never pulled that last car over.

Not granted...you walked away to type that wish...better than the alternative


I wish I didn't have chapped lips from the dryness.

 

[Mitch]

Granted you have a new boyfried Chucky with leather chaps and chap stick.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet.

 

[kyleb]

Granted, but you are deaf.

I wish Pete from Tatuaje hosts a huge HERF at his office.

 

[Boston Matt]

I wish Pete from Tatuaje hosts a huge HERF at his office.

Granted, but your stuck in SoCal traffic trying to make it there. :grin:

I wish the Celtics repeat.