Corrupt-a-wish

[Swampfox21]

you vacation to a mosquito infested island
I wish for a palio cutter

 

[Volusianator]

i wish i was on vacation

OK, you're on vacation for two weeks at that same gay bar

I wish all the snow was gone in WI

 

[sascha]

"I wish all the snow was gone in WI"
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granted........but only for 2 minutes

i wish I could live forever

 

[Thomas]

"I wish all the snow was gone in WI"
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granted........but only for 2 minutes

i wish I could live forever

you can, but your all alone

I wish I had a watermelon

 

[daniyal]

you can, but your all alone

I wish I had a watermelon

granted but the Yankees win the World Series.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

 

[Greg]

Ok, another dumb time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million US dollars.

I think you already started this game once, a few months back.

http://www.botl.org/community/forums/showthread.php?t=22334

Maybe a Mod could merge them?

 

[solowgregg]

I think you already started this game once, a few months back.

http://www.botl.org/community/forums/showthread.php?t=22334

Maybe a Mod could merge them?

Oh, my apologies.

 

[NightStogy]

You'd end up at a gay bar naked holding a jar of Vaseline

I wish I wasn't at that same bar!

This brings up bad memories in middle school when kids used to call me vansoline, my last name being vance and all. Scarred me.

 

[dpricenator]

you vacation to a mosquito infested island
I wish for a palio cutter

They missed you..


Granted, but Jeff's dog chews it to pieces.

I wish I had more hair.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted but the hair transplanted to your head comes from Larry King's ass.

I wish it were warmer outside.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted but the hair transplanted to your head comes from Larry King's ass.

QUOTE]

Like this?

 

[Wigwam_Motel]

Granted but the hair transplanted to your head comes from Larry King's ass.

QUOTE]

Like this?

ugh....

 

[JDP]

Granted but the hair transplanted to your head comes from Larry King's ass.

I wish it were warmer outside.

Granted but it's going to be 200 degrees.

I wish I had a golf club membership.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had a golf club membership.

You do, lifetime at a putt putt golf course

I wish I was Tiger Woods

 

[Swampfox21]

granted but you cant putt to save your life
I wish i had a house on the water

 

[Volusianator]

I wish i had a house on the water

You do, but it sinks

I wish I could putt to save my life!

 

[CWS]

I think you already started this game once, a few months back.

http://www.botl.org/community/forums/showthread.php?t=22334

Maybe a Mod could merge them?

Done. I have the day off.

 

[sascha]

You do, but it sinks

I wish I could putt to save my life!

but you could only choose between putting and sex


I wish I would find out I have a rich uncle

 

[jwintosh]

you do. his name is scrooge!

i wish my boat is fixed for this weekend!

 

[dovy6]

but you could only choose between putting and sex


I wish I would find out I have a rich uncle

granted, but he touches you.

I wish I was smarter