Lmao no bodyguard work although I could since I'm much larger than everyone here...
I do supply chain management/sourcing strategist for an electronics manufacturer. In China I'm either seeing new suppliers and visiting their facilities or building on current supplier relationships and touching base with them at their factories.
I travel in China with an agent I use who assists in finding new factories. He visits before I come to eliminate places he knows I will think are no good. Saves a lot of time I used to spend at trade shows and on the internet taking stabs only to visit and be disappointed.
He also helps a ton in translating not only English but more importantly the technical side of things which has always been a challenge in doing business with China.
And he helps me find cigar shops which is always helpful