The 3 word story...

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Hog chasing Bo

 

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Derek eating chicken

 

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gizzards cooked by

 

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a solar flare

 

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it wasn't fair

 

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but a jamboree

 

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with country bears

 

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was the best

 

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drunken disgusting lovefest

 

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involving animatronics and

 

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enough electrical current

 

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to power multiple

 

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drills with strange

 

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rubber thingys attached

 

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giving inordinate amounts

 

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of mind numbing

 

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and rather relaxing

 

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pleasure to nuns

 

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who backslid into

 

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recently shaved oysters