The 3 word story...

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fried to perfection

 

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with a hint

 

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of religious funk

 

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harvested from ancient

 

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unwashed stone idols

 

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of Parliament Funkadelic

 

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diaper wearing priest

 

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shat on pews

 

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like hungry hippos

 

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chomping marbled fudge

 

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packing fat boys

 

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recovering from exhaustive

 

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Richard Simmons exercise

 

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leading to explosive

 

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revelations about your

 

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terribly rigorous experiment

 

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of sniffing disgusting

 

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salmon oil capsules

 

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dropping like toxic

 

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Aerosmith songs touting