The 3 word story...

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Joe Jackson was

 

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using trombones as

 

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corporal punishment for

 

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teachers after school

 

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with Van Halen

 

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and ice blocks

 

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made of Eskimo

 

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squeezins and soda

 

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tasing like rancid

 

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7-11 big bite

 

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wrong dogs covered

 

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in cola flavored

 

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scabs picked off

 

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of donkeys' asses

 

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with diamond studded

 

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collars that glittered

 

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like Peruvian strippers

 

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which revitalized wood

 

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statues, turning them

 

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into weapons that