The 3 word story...

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lubricant on various

 

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devices of destruction

 

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at Six Flags

 

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all well placed

 

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in methodic order

 

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ready for use

 

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meaning elderly abuse

 

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finding an excuse

 

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for beingt obtuse

 

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wide fat caboose

 

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creating strained buttocks

 

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when sitting on

 

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vibrating barstools that

 

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make beer foam

 

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from liquid farts

 

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manufactured in Milwaukie

 

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where Pabst rules

 

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with a fist

 

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full of pitchers

 

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and no catchers