The 3 word story...

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shipped to Israel

 

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via Ukraine postal

 

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express using burros

 

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with fat packs

 

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of meth hanging

 

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like overripe mangos

 

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with embryonic centers

 

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sweet yet dangerous

 

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when combined with

 

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half and half

 

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and deviled eggs

 

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whipped to perfection

 

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by Bavarian gigolos

 

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in bike shorts

 

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that didn't cover

 

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the large tip

 

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of his enormous

 

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wallet, while paying

 

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penguins for fellatio

 

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using fish flavored