The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

humping a foal

 

[Alwayslit]

typical internet troll

 

[icehog3]

dipping some Skoal

 

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nicotine spiked stroll

 

[icehog3]

through downtown Seoul

 

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word doc scroll

 

[icehog3]

seemed rather droll

 

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to Helmut Kohl

 

[icehog3]

making Europe whole

 

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wheat vegan sandwiches

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and berry spritzers

 

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with high proof

 

[Rupe]

tequila laced bonbons

 

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that melt in

 

[highsierrasmokin']

your tight arse

 

[icehog3]

causing instant paralysis

 

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of the prostate

 

[icehog3]

backing up his

 

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prized corvette into

 

[icehog3]

a Chinese delicatessen