The 3 word story...

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specializing in homeopathic

 

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cures for priapism

 

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by watching better

 

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Bea Arthur pornos

 

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only from behind

 

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because her face

 

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mustache was uneven

 

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while the carpet

 

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a landing accident

 

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of Biblical proportions

 

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and FAA investigations

 

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that found Boeing

 

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had it's nose

 

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behind its tail

 

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of succulent lobster

 

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shells that broke

 

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the thin wallet

 

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of prison variety

 

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opened for their

 

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musky scented emissions