The 3 word story...

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full of oily

 

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nickels and shiny

 

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bling with string

 

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prone to cling

 

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taking a ding

 

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from Emperor Ming

 

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hot chicken wing

 

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tantric like Sting

 

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bathroom stall fling

 

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sodomizing Don King

 

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fist wrapped sling

 

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driving with Ping

 

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falsetto voice sing

 

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about Chandler Bing

 

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nasty toilet ring

 

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Garth goes "Schwing!"

 

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while the hoes

 

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get that money

 

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sweet as honey

 

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giving the cunny